24. märts 2009

Your Result: Schizophrenic

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Despite popular belief, schizophrenics do not have multiple personalities. Instead, they usually suffer from hallucinations and delusions. Hearing disembodied voices fighting over whether or not you should brush your teeth side to side or up and down? Feel like the mailman is out to get you because of an overly-complicated conspiracy involving the U.S. Postal Service and Publisher's Clearing House? Believe that your thoughts are being controlled by an omniscient purple eagle who lives in your oven? Let me put your mind at ease... it's not real, you're just delusional. Besides, as far as I know, purple eagles prefer linen closets.

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